EVICT NIC $7.99, once
A small theatre stage inside a brain: red curtains, a gold arch with bulbs, a neon star and neon cherries.
Tonight, live

NIC

Live in your head
Nic, an orange slug in a purple tuxedo, grinning into a microphone at centre stage.

I'm the only thing that calms you down.

Nic, every single night

Tonight's programme

Three acts from the bill, in Nic's own words. Scroll, and watch what Gus does to them.

Act I · Case 1

The Relief Hour

I'm the only thing that calms you down.

Nic

Every break. Every coffee. Encore after dinner.

Gus says: busted

Smoking doesn't give you a good feeling. It ends a bad feeling it made in the first place.

Act II · Case 3

Serenity Hour

I get you through the hard days.

Nic

Rough day? Nic is on call. Always.

Gus says: busted

Nicotine doesn't take stress away. It adds one, then takes the credit for removing it.

Act III · Case 9

The Cool Corner

I make you interesting.

Nic

The corner outside the door, in the rain. VIP.

Gus says: busted

The cigarette never made the moment. The people did.

Fifteen cases on the bill, four acts and the Last Door. Plus two late shows for vapers only.

Tickets

Cases 1 and 2 are free. No account needed.

The full show is $7.99, once. One payment unlocks every case on your account, on every device you sign in to. No subscription, no ads.

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